January 2012
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are horse cheetoes carrots
but honestly it said in my header for the longest time I WILL POST PORN HERE
carapace genitals
Derp cries at TVTropes watch 2011
eagles crying
for some people this is a fetish
gross my dog just wet farted
homestuck problems
im literally tlaking about carapace genitals for serious on my tumblr
jack’s booty tunic
kaminayellingalonewithathong
liveblogging...
December 2011
omg no that wasn't supposed to get popular on...
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costeiio replied to your post: genitals why can i never spell that right
i was looking through last nights posts and it said something about troll genitals what do you think troll genitals are like
theyre just like standard human ones except with more excrement
except they like. have something go on maybe post coitus the catcher sort of plops it into a bucket or something- or maybe that one...
genitals
why can i never spell that right
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costeiio replied to your post: hey troll fans we got canon genetals before you…
wait what when did this happen
last night on my blog
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hey troll fans we got canon genetals before you guys did HEH
CARAPACE FANS: 1
TROLL FANS: 20
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rolls under the thicket deep into the woods
Anonymous asked: hey im not implying that wanting to be the conductor of the green orgy symphony orchestra is in any way a bad thing we all have our fantasies ok just wanted to clear that up!
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feeldoes are on sale for 61 dollars
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i really hope we see the black queen again
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conceptofzero replied to your post: HOWEVER
HAHA SUCKER ANDREW DOESN’T READ FANFICTION, HE SAYS IT POISONS HIS MIND, SO HE’S NOT GOING TO LOOK AT ANY OF IT!
He doesn’t read genfic
BUT WHAT ABOUT
PORN WITHOUT PLOT SNOWMAN/REST OF THE FELT WHERE HER PHEREMONES ARE GOING WILD AND THROW THEM INTO AN ORGY OF PRIMAL LUST
beasmygod replied to your post: the next update better not be about...
roserbottom asked: Have an ask that isn't dedicated to carapice dick: is there going to be a new year's party at your house tomorrow (todyay)?
the next update better not be about carapace dicks
jack bees himself
chanterbury asked: dingle
Anonymous asked: but duck dicks are like that for raping purposes... dont make carapace reproduction dependent on rape
Anonymous asked: traumatic insemination. its why jack likes stabbing so much, hes horny.
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HOWEVER
xenodicks to be perfectly honest the further they are from humans the more they weird me out and I’m going to keep saying that please in fanfic and fanart keep the dicks as people like as they can be while still retaining
carapacenessish……..
or as coz (conceptofzero.dreamwidth.org for you rachel to show andrew the oodles of caraporn she has written for she is laughing at me...
steeldragondown asked: The question I'm really wondering about is: by "internal reproductive organs", does Andrew mean they just lurk behind the crotch chitin till needed, or something else?
petitetiger asked: IS IT WEIRD THAT THIS CARADICK STUFF IS MAKING ME MISS YOUR SHENANIGANS AT THE DORM?
Anonymous asked: having a retractable dick wouldnt be so bad it would remove some locker room and shower awkwardness. unless someone decided to be a SHOWOFF
steeldragondown asked: Thing is, carapaces... don't seem entirely mammalian. Although you could probably justify the boobs with the idea that boobs are a universal constant.
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softowl replied to your post: softowl replied to your post: softowl replied to…
when we write the book on the Science of Homestuck you can have a chapter all about carapace dingles. pls invent an arcane mating ritual involving mistletoe tia.
actually mistletoe is a sign of virginity in carapace socieHURGH *suddenly all of my insides have turned to dust as the god of fandom has smote me*
Anonymous asked: Just say how you felt strangely compelled to answer the questions of a rather charming and suave anon. Surely he would understand???
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whaoanon replied to your post: softowl replied to your post: softowl replied to…
don’t forget your icon is a picture of ar with mistletoe on his dingle
ON HIS DINGLE
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softowl replied to your post: softowl replied to your post: softowl replied to…
but he already knows who you are!! i will make sure when we hang out to introduce you as “the one who gets scientific about carapace genitals”
The girl who justifies the 100+ carapace fanfics she’s read with science
steeldragondown asked: Am I the only person who thinks that carapaces lay eggs when reproducing naturally? Also, what if carapace boobs are just a place for their organs to shift to while gravid? I don't think it actually works that way but it'd explain why they have boobs
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softowl replied to your post: softowl replied to your post: dear andrew hussie I…
too late i just showed him all the posts in chronological order and explained to him how seahorses work
dont tell him who i am so i can pretend i havent shamed myself in front of mr homestuck
DEAR ANDREW HUSSIE
DONT READ ANYTHING ON MY BLOG THAT STARTS WITH DEAR ANDREW HUSSIE
DEAR ANDREW HUSSIE
TURN BACK NOW
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softowl replied to your post: dear andrew hussie
I just asked him and he said 1. its cartoon rules, men dont have to wear pants but ladies do and 2. “it’s internal reproductive organs” im showing him your blog
SCREAMING
DONT RACHEL HE’LL THINK I’M WEIRD
whaoanon:
softowl:
beasmygod:
derples:
softowl replied to your post: softowl replied to your post: Is this used as an…
itll be chill we will be grabbing a bite to eat somewhere but if ten minutes elapse without this topic coming up im going to pin you with a steely owl glare and whisper “what about the caradicks…”
n-no
omg no.
we all order lobster and look at you throughout...
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hootlord replied to your post: mistomaxo replied to your post: Noooo I don’t want…
what if they lay eggs. or egg. oh god the mental image of a carapacian fawning over an egg
have you read royal jelly
Anonymous asked: more than chicken and lizard groins, cloaca are the simple and elegant solution to the complex organism's ever-pressing need to eliminate bodily waste and yet also reproduce! That is an exciting happy thought.
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mistomaxo replied to your post: Noooo I don’t want to argue, not really. Please elaborate on your dick theories, I enjoy seeing these. Theories. Not necessarily pertaining to dicks.
does the mommys tummy stretch out too. heck recovering from a pregnancy must be extra nasty if their loose tummyskin might get pinched between caraplates :[
i dont think that they work like normal carapace, really
i...
hootlord asked: One word for everyone here: cloaca. You'll thank me later.
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softowl replied to your post: softowl replied to your post: Is this used as an…
itll be chill we will be grabbing a bite to eat somewhere but if ten minutes elapse without this topic coming up im going to pin you with a steely owl glare and whisper “what about the caradicks…”
n-no
omg no.
Anonymous asked: Noooo I don't want to argue, not really. Please elaborate on your dick theories, I enjoy seeing these. Theories. Not necessarily pertaining to dicks.
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softowl replied to your post: Is this used as an ovipositor of sorts, and the male fertilizes the eggs internally?
yeah, that would have been weird. but im warning you, next time we hang out, its mandatory.
i just sat here flabbergasted for a while
and breathed out
“n-no…”
>had to
who am i kidding
its been a while since ive had to argue about...
Anonymous asked: Is this used as an ovipositor of sorts, and the male fertilizes the eggs internally?
RACHEL I SWEAR IF YOU SHOW ANY OF THIS
Anonymous asked: which would make sense, both organisms that have hard shells protecting their tender, soft flesh. Tender is a word that applies very nicely to sex organs, I would think.